Signs your marriage is doomed?

Not as good/bad as yours, gurlfriend, but, my marriage was done righted by a one, Pastor Bob. This is a true story...18 years ago, I married a young and beautiful Swedish girl named 'Vivi'. I was 25, she was 20 and smokin hot. Her middle name was Virginia, I swear. Vivi Virginia...anyone up snuff on what Roman numbers VIVIVI stand for? Yeh, 666...3 kids, 3 men later, nobody has put a stake in her heart yet. I married/divorced the devils daughter and been raising our son since he was 2. He's a good kid though, victem of cirstance