Hunns, isn't my driver lucky?

Hunns, my driver has the most awful case of food poisoning I have ever seen. He just told me that earlier in the day he even had an accident in his pants. Despite his illness, I think he is very blessed. Three weeks ago I had an accident in my thong and when the police came to the scene I not only got a ticket for reckless driving but for indecent exposure as well. Isn't my driver lucky hunns? He told me that there were some skid marks but that no one was hurt.