Hypothetically speaking lets say your husband was supposed to be watching the kids, but was playing on Yahoo?

the husband should run but he is not going to get far. He wont even get out the door before the wife is on his back strangling him. And if i were the wife i would kick my husbands *** out onto the couch for two days cause the ornament was special and he should have been watching the kids not being a lazy fat *** sitting on the computer while he is suppose to be watching the kids!